Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Not a Proper Tea Blog

Hello again

This is one of those annoying blogs that apologising for not blogging for ages. Except only implicitly. I hope you guys are cool enough to catch it.

This post isn't really about tea either, so that's a double fail for Tilly. I'll try and make it about tea a bit. This post is actually about me getting a cold. It might even be FLU! Zoinks!

Yeah, so I have a cold. :( Poor me. It is very annoying. Maybe you're one of the vast majority who has had a cold of your own. Maybe you've had something 'worse' like a heart attack. Well, we're not talking about you are we? What's the point of having a blog if you can't be a vapid nobody whining about your non-issues?

My head feels funny.

So I tried tea, but it turns out despite all its claimed health benefits it does NOT cure the common cold. Disgraceful. Tea people, hear my call! I need a curing tea, not a soothing tea, or a reviving tea. I don't want symptomatic relief, I want MAGIC.

I don't have any magic tea. I tried some teabags because I'M SICK and loose tea is really great but it definitely requires your brain to function and for you to have pretty good co-ordination. I am therefore unqualified.

It didn't work.

Whining helps a bit...